As anyone who watched VH1�s �Rock of Love 2 With Bret Michaels� might have predicted, the leathery Poison frontman did not retrieve true love with the show�s eventual winner and elder stateswoman, Ambre Lake.
So, get ready for the third season of �Rock of Love,� which is holding open casting calls this weekend in New York.
But non before Poison rolls into Bank of America Pavilion Thursday.
Interested ladies of varying bust sizes should start cutting up their deary Ed Hardy cooler top immediately, and after Thursday�s concert, hop on the Fung Wah for open casting on Friday at - you power have guessed it - Porky�s NYC (55 West 21st St.) and Sunday at - where else? - Porky�s Hamptons in Hampton Bays (80 East Montauk Highway). Both calls start at 9 p.m.
If traveling to the Dirty Apple and Strong Island isn�t plausible, ladies can send an e-mail to NYRock@realtalentcasting.com. Be sure to include your name, eld, location, contact info, bio, a few pics and most recent STD-test results. (OK, we�re kidding about that final one.)
Of course, there�s always the possibility of trying out in-person in an impromptu audition at Thursday�s sold-out show. Poison hits town on its yearbook summer jaunt riding the way-back machine, this time dragging along perennial hard-rock C-listers Dokken and other Skid Row mouth Sebastian Bach.
After the show, Michaels will host an after-party with Rock On! at the Hard Rock Cafe at Faneuil Hall, also sold out. But girls always know how to get into these things, even sans ticket.
There�s no bible on when the third base season of Michaels� seedy love fest - dubbed �Rock of Love Bus� - will air merely we do know the scene shifts from mansion to term of enlistment bus, where the gals get to experience life history on the road.
The objector eliminated each week gets kicked turned the bus and is left marooned in whatever city Michaels is playing in that night.
Looks wish the caterpillar will be dragging in something particular at each tour stop. Good times.
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